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huffingtonpost:

'GAME OF THRONES' ANNOUNCES NEW SEASON 5 CAST MEMBERS FOR DORNE

We already knew “Game of Thrones” was headed to Dorne in Season 5, but now we finally know who will be playing Oberyn Martell’s Dornish relatives.

Find out more about each new character here.

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erik had to borrow my phone for work today because he ran out of data on his plan and needs to use that app that lets you swipe cards?? so i keep thinking i lost my phone and freaking out for a split second omg….

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

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highqualityfashion:

J.W. Anderson Resort 2015

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foudre:

backstage at Giambattista Valli Haute Couture, Fall 2014

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Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

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Just remembered that Death From Above 1979 is playing here in November so I bought a ticket \m/

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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is frodo a woman??? omg

according to ratemyprofessor yeah omg…..this class is gonna be a wild ride from start to finish



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